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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Father phillip forces the students

Students enjoy eating vada pavs of outside which located besides vijaya bank.But father forces them to eat inside canteens vada pavs and students dont like this bcoz census of thomas baptista 2010 says that outside vada pav is more tastier and its also cheap rs4/- per vada and pav .So if ur parents give you rs12 u can it three vada pavs wow thats amazing .And inside vada pav each is rs 6.So u can eat only 2 vada pavs and if ur friends are guilty he/she will ask for vada pav from u and u will be left only with one vada pav.Our secret agency tells that father is forcing students to buy inside vada pavs bcoz as u all know diwali is near staff demands for bonus and he has wasted maximum 2-3lakhs for hair gain tonic as i told in my earlier posts. So he has got this new idea while he was washing his white clothes with rin powder and he read the two lines on it "jab eraado mai ho dugni chamak toh kapdo mai kyu nahi?" and he got idea and he said that canteen owners will have to pay tax behind each vada pav rs 1.And he has estimated that there are about 3000 students and if everyday even 2000 students buy 2 vada pav from inside he will be getting rs 4000 per day.And he will be able to give bonus to staff.This is peon raju signing of for today.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

About father phillips hair

Do u notice the price of form while filling hsc board form it was rs 10 .But father has taken rs 450 why? Wondering .....stop it ! I have got answer to this our secret agents tell that phillip has taken so much money bcoz of bald head.Children i am peon raju and i know every thing about phillip .You must have seen ad of livon hair gain tonic its price is rs 600 /15ml so he has decided to take money from u and gain his hair back in 15days he has estimated that he will be able to buy this tonic till 2018 by our extra money paid for hsc form and he will also able to see his garden on his head till 2020.So dont worry the world will not end in 2012.

Fr phillip loots the student

1st semester exams

Fr phillip has announced that 12th will have their exams on 21st oct 2010.Ok thats right but what about the time 11am to 2 pm has phillip gone totally mad yes he is crack i know that (raju)peon but girls and boys cant write their exams bcoz every body is hungry in this time 11am to 2pm .Girls are worried bcoz the sun is at top of the head and that would darken their skin ,so maximum girls run fast to their home so that boys could not see this face and as they enter they first go to mirror and look at their self and think oh i was looking great today.Acha now to boys only say these words after the exam gets over at 2pm "phillip cha i cha foda bhadvya la samjey nai ka bhuk lagte kela 11am la paper tevhasha yaan"

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

PANHKA FAAS GANG



पंखा फास गंग ह्या गंग मधे एक दम दंगेर लोक आहेत जशे कोन्नेल,बेरोन,स्वेन,क्लिफ्टन,लार्रिन,फ्लेचेर,रूफ़स, आणि ते सम्पूर्ण जंगी आहेत .

Monday, September 13, 2010

OPEN DAY ON 18 SEPTEMBER


 fr phillip  has announced report on  18 september 2010 which is saturday he has said that every student must come on open day with his /her parents.fr phillip doesnt know about the feelings of student on open day a student is nervous from  the time when open day starts  8:15 am to 9:30am till the open day ends and after that he comes to frustation and he constantly gives these words "miss chi aashi fodri yo father bhadva kai garaz hai open day thavala.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Faltu dress of 11th standard

Fr phillip has gone mad he has given 11th standard such faltu dress lightgreen top/shirt and black pant it does not match its just its totally faltu combination ever .Even a sexy girl looks like she never knew what is fashion.